- Toilet rolls - do they grow on the holders? Round table discussion.
- Differences between a laundry basket and the floor. Practicing with different types of laundry baskets.
- Dishes and cutlery - do they levitate/fly to the kitchen sink by themselves? Debate among a panel of experts.
- Losing the remote control. Help line and support groups.
- Learning how to find things. Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - open forum.
- Beauty does not equal booty. An introduction to common English spelling mistakes.
- Sex: we can't all be perfect, but we can at least avoid the worst moves of all times. An update from the Kenyan blogosphere.
- How to do away with unrealistic expectations? Case study: coming home stinking of Tusker and expecting your partner to cuddle and act all-loving.
- Empty milk cartons: do they belong in the fridge or in the bin? Group discussion and role play.
- Are Kenyan women too choosy or are their standards realistic? Group reflection exercise.
- HealthWatch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. PowerPoint presentation.
- Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonial from a man who did.
- Is it genetically impossible to stay quiet as she tries to find parking in Nairobi's CBD? Driving simulation.
- Living with adults: Differences between your mother, your partner and your "she's just a friend". Online class and role play.
- How to be the ideal shopping companion? Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques and info-session on the latest credit cards.
- It is not uncool to show that you care: remembering important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Bring your calendar, Blackberry or iPhone to class.
- Taking control in a relationship. She may be a control freak, but really, she wants you to be THE MAN, so step up already.
- Getting over it. Learning how to live with being wrong all the time.
- How to put the toilet seat down. Practical demonstration.
We all know that (most) Kenyan men have never been experts at treating their ladies in the right ways. And after Obama's win, it appears that the situation has only gotten worse, since most Kenyan men are mistakingly assuming their genes are so popular that there is no need for any additional efforts from their sides. Today's article in the Saturday Nation entitled "What your spouse wants" and this post from Vint Falken encouraged me to develop the following draft curriculum for a training which I would like to offer in 2009:
Two-day practical training seminar for Kenyan men - proposed programme
Note: Due to the complexity of the content, each seminar will accept a maximum of eight participants. The seminar will last for two days, and topics covered include:
Day one:
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Two-day practical training seminar for Kenyan men - proposed programme
Note: Due to the complexity of the content, each seminar will accept a maximum of eight participants. The seminar will last for two days, and topics covered include:
Day one:
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Kelele will be held for the first time in August 2009 in Nairobi, Kenya. Kelele is the Kiswahili word for noise. Kelele will be a gathering of African bloggers in the tradition of historical African societies where everyone has a voice. Where society has room for debate and discussion. The theme of Kelele ’09 Nairobi is Beat Your Drum – connecting the traditional Africa method of getting your message across vast distances – the talking drums – to the 21st century and the tools we use today to get our message across, blogs and the Internet.
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