Joke of the Day


    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After
    two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

    (I’m 67)

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
    resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?

    'I said, 'Not much...
    my former doctor said that
    all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
    golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

    'No,' I said...

    He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

    Your acting dead already!
    Source URL: http://pussyhotnaked.blogspot.com/2011/08/joke-of-day.html
    Visit pussy hot naked for Daily Updated Hairstyles Collection

No comments:

Post a Comment

Popular Posts

My Blog List

Blog Archive