Like a Virgin

i made it through the wilderness
somehow i made it through
didn't know how lost i was
until i found you
Not all is lost after you have been 'touched' by the Finger of God. You can now get your virginity back for only Ksh 1,740/- (about US$25). I found this interesting product called 'Youth Back Plus' for sale just like any other product at Nakumatt, one of Kenya's major supermarkets.


Youth Back Plus promises to be the complete vaginal solution, nature's gift for women. Its formula is composed of natural herbs and sea compounds. 'Virginity' is restored because of the tightening of the vaginal muscles and the return of elasticity.

Nakumatt: You Need It, We've Got It! Esther Arunga, please note.

What a product! Too good to be true! Let's have a look at the advertisement:

Youth Back Plus will leave your partner unbelievably happy with a renewed sexual satisfaction. Youth Back Plus can help restore and/or keep the family from breaking up. It prevents menstrual pains and keeps women away from cervical cancer as well as removes all the impurities from the female organ. It has healing ingredients so powerful that in spite of all sorts of surgical removals and lacerations, sensitivity can be restored bringing the complete womanhood. This product is highly recommended after childbirth delivery to undergo quick healing and to remove all impurities in the genital tracts and for those who wants to bring back the experiences of the youth.
Question to the ladies: Have you ever tried to get your virginity back? No, I don't know whether this amazing product would work on men as well, and I haven't tried it out. And no, my girl doesn't need this either. Why would she want to be a virgin anyway?

And now, as an added bonus to this blog post, here are the video and lyrics of that sweet Madonna song from 1984 entitled 'Like a Virgin' for your reference and further reflection:



i made it through the wilderness
somehow i made it through
didn't know how lost i was
until i found you

i was beat incomplete
i'd been had, i was sad and blue
but you made me feel
yeah, you made me feel
shiny and new

like a virgin
touched for the very first time
like a virgin
when your heart beats
next to mine 
gonna give you all my love, boy
my fear is fading fast
been saving it all for you
'cause only love can last
you're so fine and you're mine
make me strong, yeah you make me bold
oh your love thawed out
yeah, your love thawed out
what was scared and cold 
like a virgin
touched for the very first time
like a virgin
with your heartbeat
next to mine
oooh, oooh, oooh

you're so fine and you're mine
i'll be yours 'till the end of time
'cause you made me feel
yeah, you made me feel
i've nothing to hide

like a virgin
touched for the very first time
like a virgin
with your heartbeat
next to mine
like a virgin, ooh, ooh
like a virgin
feels so good inside
when you hold me
and your heart beats, and you love me
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
ooh, baby
can't you hear my heart beat
for the very first time?
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